“My mom said to me, you know sweetheart, one day you should settle down & marry a rich man. I said mom I AM a rich man.”
I can’t believe I didn’t pass my nursing class
i'll never shut up about moonlight. juan taught chiron a powerful lesson at the beach and from then on out whenever you hear waves or see a beach or anything what's supposed to be running through your head is "who ARE YOU chiron BE YOURSELF understand YOURSELF" and for the most part we saw chiron at his most comfortable when he was with kevin. the two times we see chiron at his most honest? his beach scene with kevin when they're teenagers. and then at kevin's home on the beach.
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
Pink is such a powerful color who ever invented pink popped of fr fr
pink I wouldn’t be the women I am today without the color pink
Very blessed to have a 4.0 GPA this semester 🙏🏾
I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
I would enjoy some good luck from the potato.
I need some luck right now, so all hail the Lucky Potato. Do your magic, Potato. I respect you so much I am capitalizing the "P" in Potato.
Reblogging the Potato to see what happens.
DuckPotato approves of Potato
Never not going to
I could use some luck rn
I'm reblogging this shit because I need absolute luck tomorrow.
Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.
I love my mom.
I am risking nothing
I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY
Will not risk.
sorry followers :(
peachy-blisss
omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy
Why’re you being mean to my mum?
goddamn it
Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances
Koop
This has 1.2 million reblogs …
Ps not riskin it
1.4 almost
ps not risking it
Fuck this post
I am sorry…
fuck-me-hard-jauregui
sorry
fvckingalien
sorry,not sorry
tea-from-wonderland
I love my momza im not taking any chances
convivial-extrovert
sorry
Why does this keep appearing on my damn dashboard!!!
comfylilcloset
I ignored it and then I felt very, very guilty about it…
i ignored it and
then i felt very very
guilty about it…
^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!
That’s the kind of crap I hate Tumblr for. It’s not sarcasm. Whoever started this thread should be - I can’t even come up with a perfect punishment without reblogging it first. I just hope that you suffer a lot. That’s all.
It’s evil because you cannot not reblog out of a messed up paranoia
Okay fuck you whoever did this
Seriously?! Fuck!!
pineapplesareinmyhead0
Honestly who even makes these anymore
NO MY MOMMY NO BITCHES
echotheadalisk2001
NOT MY MOTHER
rainbowcake21859
MOM PLEAS DON’T BE DED
wolfplushismynamedealwithit
momm y no
ilovemarvelanne1
im desi and my mom is sometimes mean but I LOVE YOU MUMMA
also who the hell makes these
not risking it cuz i love her way too much
also, youre (the person who made it) an awful person. badbye
No risks with mumma sorry
kiraslovebot
my god
I’m not even gonna risk it so…
Reblog In 5 seconds for good luck
seitanickush
this worked last night lets go for round two
